You Know It Is Time To Quit Smoking When…
By dragon on Feb 14, 2008 in Health
My mom is a smoker and has been for years. Despite all of us begging her to quit, despite her chronic asthma, she carries on with her two-pack a day habit. So for my mother, and for any of you other smokers out there, I’ve compiled a list.
Here they are, in no particular order, the top five signs that it’s time for my mom (and you) to give up that nasty habit:
1) Instead of getting a really cool Mother’s Day gift (because she loves to cook) like Smartware Bakeware or the Miracle Blade set of new knives, she gets an Ionic Pro Air Purifier. Because her house STINKS!
2) Because her senses of taste and smell are shot, her cooking isn’t even as good as it once was.
3) Her grandchildren hold their breath when it’s time to kiss her. She has become the dreaded Smelly Grandma.
4) Last Christmas, she practically got frostbite on her fingers because she kept sneaking out in the freezing weather to light up.
5) She complains that food has gotten “too expensive”, but won’t bat an eye to plunk down over 50 bucks a week on smokes.
And, of course, there’s the whole cancer and emphysema stuff too.
So, to you Mom, and the rest of you smokers… it’s time to be a bunch of quitters!
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